Tag: life
member name: Carl, Prince of Prose, Villain of Verse
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July 22, 2006 04:19 PM EDT --
It's 107 degrees here in sunny Sacramento, Daddy is sweating like a pig in Purgatory and I just told the lawn to go eat sh*t and die cause I ain't mowing you today. I hosed down all the cats so . . .
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July 01, 2006 02:27 AM EDT --
Moths! Moths!
Those hairy Saturniid beasts!
How many of you does it take to change a light bulb?
The yellow bug light flickers and my dusty soul takes flight.
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August 05, 2006 06:19 PM EDT --
My only advice for Mel is to flog himself. Rigorous self-mortification of the flesh, like self-flagellation, will bring him closer to the pain of Christ and lead him to purification and final deliverance. . . .
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April 23, 2006 01:55 PM EDT --
Finally some sunshine! It has been very cool and rainy here in California for much too long. I got out in the garden today only to find an unspeakable crime, that despicable act of barbarism that . . .
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June 07, 2006 12:23 AM EDT --
My neighbor has two cats who have never been friendly to me. However, Mr. Whiskers and Chomper the cross-eyed Siamese, have a decided fondness for my car. It is well decorated with their scratch marks . . .
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January 01, 2008 10:06 PM EST --
Absolve, Domine, animas omnium fidelium defunctorum ab omno vinculo delictorum et gratia tua illis succurente mereantur evadere iudicium ultionis, et lucis æterne beatitudine perfrui.
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September 15, 2006 01:17 AM EDT --
Note: This was on my patio this morning. It was a very thoughtful gesture from my best friend Bob the Cat. It was our anniversary! I don't know how he remembered. There is just something . . .
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May 17, 2007 09:58 PM EDT --
There was a simple man
Who led a simple life
He was fond of simple pleasures
With his simple-minded wife
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April 06, 2006 01:29 AM EDT --
I don't often agree with Phyllis Schlafly, but she is right on target this time.
Like millions of American's, I refused to consent to the "long version" of the last US census, finding . . .
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June 11, 2006 08:50 PM EDT --
Hello all,
I am considering forming a new group which may be of interest. I have a longtime interest in satire, particularly when it comes to classic novels and films. What I am proposing is that we take . . .
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April 02, 2006 03:19 PM EDT --
Hello all,
For everyone in the Arm Chair Activist group, here are two sites you may find interesting.
Care2.com is a great site that promotes all sorts of causes, mostly environmental and animal welfare, . . .
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March 08, 2006 02:12 AM EST --
Sen Nancy Schaefer (R)
Georgia State Senator
Commenting on illegal immigration, Schaefer said 50 million abortions
have been performed in this country, causing a shortage of cheap
American labor. "We . . .
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