Tag: humor
member name: Carl, Prince of Prose, Villain of Verse
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August 13, 2006 02:28 AM EDT --
I was informed this week of a great little site: http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/
The basic concept is that they have 5 church signs, which you are allowed to defame and deface at . . .
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August 05, 2006 06:19 PM EDT --
My only advice for Mel is to flog himself. Rigorous self-mortification of the flesh, like self-flagellation, will bring him closer to the pain of Christ and lead him to purification and final deliverance. . . .
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July 26, 2006 01:57 AM EDT --
Now folks, I struggled hard to write this, so be kind.
Kitty Kat, Kitty Kat, Where you been?
Lookin' round the world for Bin Laden.
Kitty Kat, Kitty Kat, Where he at?
. . .
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July 16, 2006 06:38 PM EDT --
The evil tomato is native to the American continent. It was first cultivated by the blood drinking, cannibalistic Aztecs, who used it as ketchup for their human BBQs. The expression "Bite me!" . . .
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April 23, 2006 01:55 PM EDT --
Finally some sunshine! It has been very cool and rainy here in California for much too long. I got out in the garden today only to find an unspeakable crime, that despicable act of barbarism that . . .
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June 07, 2006 12:23 AM EDT --
My neighbor has two cats who have never been friendly to me. However, Mr. Whiskers and Chomper the cross-eyed Siamese, have a decided fondness for my car. It is well decorated with their scratch marks . . .
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April 22, 2007 05:31 PM EDT --
Memories,
Like the dust balls in my mind
Misty selectively edited memories
Of the way we weren't
Retouched pictures,
Of the dentured smiles we left behind
Photoshop takes . . .
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August 12, 2006 12:59 AM EDT --
Is the government aware that when you combine Mentos candy with Diet Pepsi it becomes a volatile explosive?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYLQ_dE6ebk&mode=related&search=
Now what if the . . .
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June 23, 2007 08:42 PM EDT --
Not much is known about the rapture. The rapture is the name given to an event in which all Christians living on earth are simultaneously transported to Heaven to be with Jesus Christ. . . .
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June 03, 2007 06:51 PM EDT --
Woo Hoo! I get to pop the cork on this group.
Yo ho, yo ho, an elitist's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we banks, and we loots,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We look down on peasants with . . .
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July 21, 2006 12:59 AM EDT --
Just something from one of my old sketchbooks.
Not many of mom's old wive's tales, superstitions and ancient adages ever came true. But when one did, she took full advantage of it.
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February 27, 2007 06:56 PM EST --
I'm glad those damned "Oscars" are done with. Now we can get down
some serious business. The most coveted award of all...
The Golden Penguin Awards
The annual Golden Penguin Awards Competition . . .
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April 19, 2007 09:08 PM EDT --
A young niece is in her final year of high school and is beginning to learn what a "liberal" education is all about. Her instructor has persuaded her that capitalism is analogous with vampirism, . . .
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September 15, 2006 01:17 AM EDT --
Note: This was on my patio this morning. It was a very thoughtful gesture from my best friend Bob the Cat. It was our anniversary! I don't know how he remembered. There is just something . . .
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May 17, 2007 09:58 PM EDT --
There was a simple man
Who led a simple life
He was fond of simple pleasures
With his simple-minded wife
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June 11, 2006 08:50 PM EDT --
Hello all,
I am considering forming a new group which may be of interest. I have a longtime interest in satire, particularly when it comes to classic novels and films. What I am proposing is that we take . . .
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August 20, 2006 05:52 PM EDT --
Hey folks,
Check out his site if you haven't done so already.
http://www.danecook.com
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May 26, 2007 05:54 PM EDT --
Some old jokes I decided were in need of an update.
How many European Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, forty government
planners . . .
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May 30, 2007 06:09 PM EDT --
Is this real? - a Clinton/Gore ticket in 2008. Or a Gore/Clinton ticket. Am I dreaming? Maybe. It does have some possibilities and probably has a good chance for success. We don't hear . . .
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